All-Time Career Profile
King Poopus
PF
Positions stay separate. King Poopus has records at C and PF. Each position is stored and displayed on its own — averages are never merged across positions.
League History
No. 1 All-Time PF
Career résumé: Five Star in Seasons 1 and 2; Season 1 Defensive Player of the Year and Finals runner-up.
King Poopus owns the best complete backend career. Season 1 established the standard: a 9-0 personal record, the league's clear No. 1 defense, disciplined rotations and reliable rim support. His value was not dependent on chasing steals. Five Star's connectivity, switching and help positioning reflected the defensive-quarterback responsibilities the position demands, while Poopus still spaced the floor and made low-mistake decisions.
Season 2 strengthened the case rather than merely extending it. His regular-season PF sample was smaller, but he became one of the postseason's most complete backends, combining efficient scoring, rebounding, playmaking, blocks and almost no turnovers across a 5-1 set of completed playoff games. That confirmed his impact could survive different lineups and higher-leverage competition.
Why No. 1: He has the strongest blend of anchoring, two-season longevity, efficiency, winning and playoff proof.
Why not lower: Every challenger gives up at least one of his defining advantages—defensive command, postseason reliability or sustained winning.